Thursday, January 8, 2009

Blogworthy?

So today I was hanging out on the treadmill reading my new issue of Glamour (who doesn't love reading about the same "new" sex moves every other month? But hey, at least it's a step-up from Cosmo. Back off.)

Anyway, as I was running along (okay that's a lie, I was fast walking.) I noticed an ad for Oscar Mayer's deli creations flat bread sandwiches. And printed under a giant picture of one of these sandwiches was...

BLOGWORTHY.

What the hell? What is so special about these stupid sandwiches (which you microwave, BTW. Gross.) that they think they are blogworthy? I think this may have been the stupidest ad I've seen in a long time. But Oscar Mayer must employ sneaky bastards because I just blogged about how stupid this ad was and their nasty sandwiches got some promotion.


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I will leave you with this...

Reading further on in my Glamour, I found a poll of 1,013 men. One question was, "Would you rather be 5'2" tall with a seven inch penis OR 6'2" tall with a three inch penis?"

Guess what the results were?

68% of men picked 5'2" with a seven inch penis.
and
32% of men picked 6'2" with a three inch penis.

Really?!

1 comment:

Ophelia said...

Sorry to tell those guys but I think most women would rather have a tall guy than a big d*ck.